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Nonfiction

On Showering

Some people cherish showers, seeing them as an opportunity to incubate with their thoughts, to escape external stressors, to get clean. I like being clean; I like having showered, but often the process is too tedious to enjoy the isolation and warmth.

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Nonfiction

On Getting Coffee

When you have nothing to do during the day, you can avoid feeling like a bum by going to a coffee shop. Maybe you’re unemployed; maybe you work nights; maybe you’re a student on winter break. Leaving your house, for any reason, can save you from feeling as though you’ve wasted a day. Wasting a […]

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Nonfiction

On Snoozing My Alarm

 I am a very tired person. In 2016, when I was a sophomore in college, my primary care physician told me I was iron deficient. A few months afterward, I wrote a song called “Iron,” of which the chorus was: Summer check-up during which I came to learn / That my body’s messed up because […]

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Nonfiction

On Going to the Library

My conversations are either had with my friends over text, my parents over dinner, or myself over lined paper. In my spare time, I go to the library—mostly to create some semblance of productivity, convincing myself that sitting in a room highly saturated with words will give me a purpose. It is often the most […]

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Nonfiction

Look At “Me”

I’m currently reading a book by David Brooks called The Road to Character. To me, reading has always felt like an exercise, akin to push-ups or—on the most challenging days—burpees. For those of you who don’t know (and you should feel lucky you don’t), the burpee combines the conditioning of your core, your legs, your […]

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Nonfiction

On Talking

When meeting someone for the first time, I’ll often ask their name and immediately tune out, hopping back on my train of thought heading straight for the clouds. I utter the words “Sorry, remind me your name” too frequently. It’s easy to ask questions, but sometimes I forget these questions have answers and that these […]

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Nonfiction

Sincrerely, Post-Grad

I. When I graduated college, I felt nothing. Okay, perhaps I felt a lot, but unpacking every fleeting rush of dread or even pride would require Ritalin and absolute silence. Yes, I am a writer, therefore I should welcome psychoanalysis, maybe even more so because I majored in psychology in addition to English. But, in […]

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Nonfiction

I Know Nothing

After learning about the Transcendentalists in the eleventh grade, I thought all writers were supposed to be decorated scholars, like Thoreau and Emerson, who went to Ivy League universities (or maybe they didn’t… I don’t actually know). I have followed a mildly impressive educational path: I attended Skidmore College, which is not an Ivy, but […]

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Nonfiction

On Having a Campus Crush

When you have a crush on a small college campus, you develop a kink—in your neck. Your head swivels left and right, up and down (depending on the height of your crush). Eventually your body adapts and allows your head to rotate 360 degrees. This happens, of course, because an ugly part of you insists […]

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Satire

5 Signs Your Bad Boy Fetish Is Becoming Too Literal

This article was published on the website for The Skidmo’ daily, Skidmore College’s only intentionally satirical newspaper. Admit it. If you are interested in men, you have probably gone through a “bad boy” phase. The leather jackets, the cigarette smoke, the low GPA—irresistible. But is it possible to take your love of bad boys to […]