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Celebration Weekend: New Couples Split After Meeting Parents Too Soon

This article was published in the October 18, 2016 issue of The Skidmo’ Daily, Skidmore College’s only intentionally satirical newspaper.  Celebration Weekend is known for its unification of the Skidmore community. Parents get to experience their child’s home-away-from-home firsthand by enjoying captivating three-hour-long performances in the gymnasium and tasting the gourmet cuisine our students get to […]

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Skidmore Exposed: How Burgess Tried to Poison Me

This article was published in the October 18, 2016 issue of The Skidmo’ Daily, Skidmore College’s only intentionally satirical newspaper.  Everyday I hear about how Skidmore College is a safe space. To be objective, this statement is often true. For example, I have only been hit by a Human versus Zombies nerf gun the one time. […]

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Girl Rejected by the Skidmore Bandersnatchers for Not Being Able to Snap

This article was published in the October 5, 2016 issue of The Skidmo’ Daily, Skidmore College’s only intentionally satirical newspaper. The Bandersnatchers are an all male a capella group on campus. Skidmore College has maintained its warm and accepting reputation for over a hundred years now. However, from (recent) personal experience I have learned that certain […]