Publications

• Robot Butt: Sixty Years After the Beatles’ Debut Album, Paul McCartney Finally Reveals What He Meant
• NiftyLit: I Wanna Be a Skater Girl
• The Daily Drunk: What’s In Harry Styles’ Junk Drawer?
• The Sad Girl Review: One Direction and Other Medicine
• Rejection Letters: Hey you little pencil slut
• Man Facts: “Music Is My Therapy,” Says Man Who Only Listens to Crazy Frog
• The Gorko Gazette: Why You Should Quit Vaping and Start Smoking Real Cigarettes You Goddamn Coward
• The Gorko Gazette: New VR Headset Can Simulate Love and Support from Parents
• The Gorko Gazette: I Accidentally Called the CVS Pharmacist “Dad” and Now I Can’t Get My Meds

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